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Fake Balls

  • You know when itís cold your balls hide away, well your fake one wonít and when you go skiing/boarding it gets fucking freezing and takes ages to warm up
  • Birds aren't bothered about it and on a plus side they want to have a good play with it ;o)
  • You get an implant passport
  • You donít have to get one if you donít want
  • You can squeeze it and it doesnít hurt - Very bizarre

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